常家大哥常满（黄百鸣 饰）事业有成，花井可是却嫌弃家中老婆程大嫂（吴君如 饰）是个黄脸婆，花井不懂打扮。程大嫂每天在家服侍老人痴呆的公婆，深得常骚（张国荣 饰）与常欢（周星驰 饰）的喜爱。娘娘腔常骚与“男人婆”表姑妈梁无双（毛舜筠 饰）是一对死对头，可在两人同时受到感情伤害的时候，萌生爱意。常欢是出名的花花公子，却意外撞坏了脑子，女朋友何里玉（张曼玉 饰）还是愿意留在他的身边。当个人都心有所属时，却要帮大哥想办法挽回与程大嫂的感情。
香清
回复 :毕基于酒吧捡到一包毒品，适时警察出现，基被指贩毒，后被判入狱。龙娣于外地回港，才知毕基出事。龙娣忙往监狱探访毕基，见基面色有异，算出基被女鬼缠上。为求化解灾劫，龙娣要从仁、八、九中抽选其中一人入狱以救毕基。毕基被狱中老大欺负，又被女鬼苦缠要替她找出丈夫，苦不堪言。另一方面九被选中入狱，但九做尽坏事仍没被捕。反而仁无心之失，误伤交通警被捕成阶下囚。女鬼四出威吓众囚犯替其寻找丈夫，连署长亦被吓倒。经毕仁介绍，署长请龙娣驱鬼。龙娣迫女鬼现身，才知女鬼的丈夫巫明天被误控贩毒而判刑，巫明天自感前途尽毁，未能照顾妻子美好，于狱中自杀。美好为表对夫坚贞竟自杀示爱，化成厉鬼到狱中寻夫，可惜遍寻不获。署长告知巫明天刑期未满，被葬于监狱的后山，女鬼遂往后山寻夫。龙娣认为毕基被控贩毒，可能亦是冤狱，叫八哥、九哥打听消息。此时女鬼在后山未能找到巫明天，大怒下要向愚弄她的人报复…
曹成模
回复 :At a fashionable dinner party in Hong Kong a naval officer is coaxed into revealing details of a dream in which eight persons take off from Bangkok in a Dakota bound for Tokyo and crash in the Japanese mountains. Amongst those listening is Air Marshal Hardie who is due to fly to Tokyo the next day. Hardie initially dismisses the dream because he is scheduled to fly out in a Liberator, but as Hardie arrives at the airport he discovers that the Liberator has developed mechanical problems and has been replaced by a Dakota. When, just before the flight is due to depart, two soldiers board the plane making a complement of eight, Hardie fears that the Dream may be coming true and he is destined to die.
立威廉
回复 :本片為華南影帝張瑛與梁天合作的清末喜劇，二人在片中分別飾演「刁師爺」荒唐鏡及「足智多謀奇人」陳夢吉，角色既鬥智力亦鬥演技，拼擦出火花。故事描述足智多謀的陳夢吉，為打聽師妹下落，連同僕人來到順德。後得知當地有名「刁師爺」荒唐鏡，刻薄成性，遂扮成僕人應聘且提出三項條件，荒不虞有詐。誰料往往被陳抓到痛處，一連串「鬥智鬥力」的腦筋比拼隨即展開。
