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地区:越南
  类型:谍战
  时间:2025-04-28 10:09:56
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老夫子(王沙)一觉醒来,中文字幕见已是日上三竿,中文字幕急忙催醒仍熟睡的大蕃薯(矮冬瓜)。二人忙乱一番,便去做晨运。在树林旷地中,老夫子打出少林拳招式,挥拳踢腿之际,裤裆突然裂开,情状至为狼狈。幸而大蕃薯早就为他备有另一条裤子,让他换上,始未贻笑大方。时有一漂亮女郎在附近做柔软体操,一飞仔对之蠢蠢欲动。老夫子立即上前负起「护花」之责,但反被飞仔打得天旋地转。幸好该女郎功夫不凡,将飞仔击退。老夫子坐在公园长椅上休息,无意间坐于旁一位文弱书生,居然亮刀向他行劫。老夫子乃交出一张五百元大钞,书生接得钱即飞步离去。老夫子见计得酬,开怀大笑,盖那是伪钞也!岂知,未几又有一名歹徒前来行劫,老夫子只得把身上的真钞交出,好不懊丧!老夫子前往公司上班,由于很多人抢著搭巴士,老夫子时而帮助妇孺,时而又被壮汉挤开,弄得来过好几辆巴士都搭不上,反而闹出连场笑话。迨去到赵氏洋行时,已迟到十五分钟,遭赵经理严词指责。赵经理垂涎职员陈小姐(李菁)的姿色,特将她叫进经理室去,色迷迷加上一番甜言蜜语。老夫子却偏偏藉故作梗。赵经理怒不可遏,声称要开除老夫子。老夫子不惧淫威,谓他昨晚曾目睹赵偕一女子进某酒店,当向赵妻报告。争持间,赵妻来到,赵经理当即换上另一副面孔,对妻子谓老夫子如何解救了他之遇劫之类,且声言除给老夫子加薪五百大元外,还升他当主任,老夫子闻言好不高兴。怎知赵妻一走,赵便向老夫子施以拳脚,直把他打得遍体鳞伤,并将他开除。老夫子前往大蕃薯跌打医馆求医。大蕃薯专医奇难杂症,医术果也了得。老夫子身上之伤痛,当然很轻易便被他治好。大蕃薯且对老夫子之被开除安慰一番,约他同去跟秦先生(刘陆华)饮下午茶聊天以解不快。秦先生年近三十,虽对林小姐(庄莉)甚是爱慕,但始终无法追到手。大蕃薯又鉴于陈小姐对老夫子的印象甚佳,乃鼓励他们二人积极向意中人展开追求攻势,且认为追女子需讲究策略,有的放矢,乃特授以「锦囊妙计」。秦先生与老夫子俱依「计」去做,不料同告碰壁,盖彼此之「锦囊」调换了也!後查出失败症结,重整旗鼓,秦先生与老夫子遂得以跟各自的意中人把臂同游.一日,老夫子与陈小姐在树下喁喁谈心,树上突然跳下一位又胖又丑的女子来,一把将老夫子搂住。原来,那是老夫子的表妹,一直痴缠老夫子,老夫子对她非常讨厌。现她居然搂住老夫子,状似亲热,陈小姐误以为老夫子另有心上人,怒而离去,声称与老夫子的关系一刀两断。老夫子失去陈小姐,闷闷不乐,大蕃薯与秦先生约他一同去钓鱼解闷。没想到赵经理也到湖边垂钓,却遇一帮飞仔打劫,老夫子奋起营救,赵乃有惊无险。因此,赵在感激之中,叫老夫子重新到公司去上班,老夫子喜不自胜。而陈小姐在老夫子的「愿以一死明志」下,也恢复了跟老夫子相爱至笃。老夫子与陈小姐结婚之日到了,秦先生当伴郎,林小姐作伴娘,大蕃薯是证婚人,一齐乘著一架大花车去接新娘,不料一帮歹徒居然以奇谋妙计劫新娘车,因而引起一波三折,险象纷呈。最後老夫子和大番薯开溜了。

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娄一晨

发表于8分钟前

回复 :On the remote island of Chiloé in the late 19th century, an Indigenous girl named Rosa lives and works with her father on a farm. When the foreman brutally turns on Rosa’s father, she sets out for justice, seeking help from the king of a powerful organization of sorcerers.


新寺洞老虎

发表于7分钟前

回复 :Get Smart, Again! is a made-for-TV movie based on the 1965-1970 NBC/CBS television series, Get Smart!, which originally aired February 26, 1989 on ABC (ironically, the network that rejected the original pilot for the Get Smart! TV series). It has subsequently been released twice on DVD by different publishers. In the video release of the movie, the background canned laughter (pre-recorded laughter added later to the soundtrack), is absent.OverviewDifferences between Get Smart, Again! and The Nude BombThe film is not as well known as the earlier theatrical release, The Nude Bomb, also based on Get Smart, but was better received by fans of the original program. Unlike The Nude Bomb, which featured only the characters of Smart, The Chief (with Dana Elcar replacing the deceased Edward Platt), Agent 13 (Dave Ketchum in the series, portrayed by Joey Forman in The Nude Bomb, who had played the character Harry Hoo in the series) and Larrabee, Get Smart, Again! featured all of the surviving original cast reprising their roles. The tone and feel of Get Smart, Again! were also closer to that of the original series. Get Smart, Again! was written and produced by Leonard Stern, who was a producer of the original series. One element of the Nude Bomb ignored completely was the renaming of CONTROL as PITS in the earlier film; although as CONTROL is said to have disbanded in the 1970s, it's not impossible for both CONTROL and PITS to exist within the continuity of the franchise.Barbara Feldon's character, 99, makes a reference to T.H.R.U.S.H., the evil organization in The Man From U.N.C.L.E., a show on which Feldon guest-starred.Theme musicGet Smart, Again! also reprises the TV program's original theme music and opening credit sequence, which were absent from The Nude Bomb. In this case, however, the corridors were covered in cobwebs and the phone-booth elevator that led to CONTROL headquarters worked in reverse, causing Smart to be thrown to the top of the booth.SynopsisMaxwell Smart, acting as a protocol officer since CONTROL was disbanded in the early 1970s, is reactivated as a counterintelligence agent by Commander Drury (Kenneth Mars) of the United States Intelligence Agency. KAOS, long considered defunct, has been revitalized by a corporate takeover. Its first scheme involves turning a forgotten American scientist and using his weather control machine to extort $250 billion US dollars from the United States Government. Drury, convinced that only Smart has the expertise to combat KAOS, gives him carte blanche to reactivate former CONTROL agents to assist him in his task. Along with Drury's bumbling aide, Beamish (Steve Levitt), Smart recruits Larrabee (who, believing that he was under orders from Richard Nixon to stay at his post until relieved, has been living in his office in the now-abandoned CONTROL headquarters tending his office plants), Agent 13, Hymie the Robot (now employed as a crash test dummy) and ultimately, his wife 99 (Barbara Feldon) to find the security leak that allowed the scientist to defect, locate the weather machine and disarm it. They are opposed by KAOS moles within the USIA, who are able to predict Max's every move with the aid of stolen copies of 99's unpublished memoirs. The visible head of the KAOS scheme is revealed to be Max's old nemesis, Siegfried, but he is merely the agent of a higher executive whom even he has never met. This higher power is finally revealed as Nicholas Demente (Harold Gould), 99's publisher, who intends not only to extort the money but also to create weather that will keep people eternally indoors and interfere with television reception, forcing millions to entertain themselves by buying Demente's books and publications.Comedic styleThe script is littered with typical Maxwell Smart verbal gags, and large portions of the plot serve only as set ups for Get Smart!-style sight gags (such as a duel between Max and a KAOS hitman using remote controlled file cabinet drawers). The film also features the array of bizarre gadgetry and political satire that were hallmarks of the original series. The cone of silence has been superseded by "Hover Cover" where a meeting is held on a rooftop with three helicopters hovering overhead. The failure of Hover Cover leads to the development of "The Hall Of Hush",a soundproof room where words print out silently in mid air, a success at first until the words begin to print forward, backward and on top of each other.Max changes the well known quote "Dr. Livingstone I Presume" to "Dr. Hottentot I Presume".1995 revivalThe relative success of the film prompted the development of a short-lived 1995 weekly series on FOX, also titled Get Smart, with Don Adams and Barbara Feldon reprising their characters as their bumbling son, Zach (Andy Dick), becomes CONTROL's star agent.原班人马啊,好想看。TAT


李亚明

发表于5分钟前

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